Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Towns Built: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Farms Harvested: 802
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Animals Bred: 32
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1868
    Animals Bred: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 2618 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 176 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Emeralds Found: 553
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Runes Activated: 7 Villages Defended: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 124 Dragon Scales Harvested: 359
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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