Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crops Grown:	6427	Buildings Constructed:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	978622	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5835
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Emeralds Found:	664	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Animals Bred:	90

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ores Mined:	2140	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Animals Bred:	95	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Star Shards Collected:	266	Emeralds Found:	1504
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Emeralds Found:	9874	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.