Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	96

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	514430	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	83	Animals Bred:	118

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!