Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Runes Activated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Emeralds Found: 4576
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7970 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 997306 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 2504

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 6901
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 709
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trap Legacy

    Trap Legacy

    A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyperHub

    HyperHub

    HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BumbleCraft

    BumbleCraft

    We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 277 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VentureLand RPG

    VentureLand RPG

    A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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