Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	2736	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	94
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	753
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1090	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	3224	Buildings Constructed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	65	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Star Shards Collected:	157
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.