Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Mines Excavated: 4537
Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Villages Defended: 16
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7396 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • AlathraMC

    AlathraMC

    ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BossCraft

    BossCraft

    Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Poke Odyssey

    Poke Odyssey

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 123 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NiftyMC

    NiftyMC

    NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 277 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon

    PokeClash Cobblemon

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AztecMC

    AztecMC

    Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Towns Built: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • WavyMC

    WavyMC

    WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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