Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5325
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchantments Applied:	215	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Enchantments Applied:	245
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	5607
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	1455

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7986	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ores Mined:	5215

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.