Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Dimension Hops: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Naruto Storm Online

    Naruto Storm Online

    Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SunWorld

    SunWorld

    Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4840

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Omega Minecraft

    Omega Minecraft

    Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mines Excavated: 4178
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ores Mined: 5553 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlueRP

    BlueRP

    The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BroKits

    BroKits

    BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Animals Bred: 164 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6986 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapphire

    Sapphire

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SolaceMC

    SolaceMC

    SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peaceful Farms

    Peaceful Farms

    Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8820
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Ores Mined: 2363 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7357 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 277 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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