Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	7321
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	1420	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	271097	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	243004	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4368

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crops Grown:	6195	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!