Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	5851

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Secret Passages Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Buildings Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Star Shards Collected:	75	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Armor Forged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	197

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.