Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5322	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Potions Brewed:	82
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6506
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4422
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	1648
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	90
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	6829	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.