Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Animals Bred:	155

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	3515	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Items Found:	7578
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Void Armor Forged:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8697
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	9425
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	3030
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	657328	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Items Found:	3983

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.