Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Star Shards Collected: 272

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • LumaMC

    LumaMC

    We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6079 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gratopia

    Gratopia

    [1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HibiscusMC

    HibiscusMC

    Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 396
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Farms Harvested: 161 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxMC

    HaxMC

    HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shaded

    Shaded

    Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hjonkcraft Servers

    Hjonkcraft Servers

    Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arcadia

    Arcadia

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 New Chunks Explored: 115736

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Haven Network

    Haven Network

    Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Star Shards Collected: 77
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DN Network

    DN Network

    Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • United Lands

    United Lands

    United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Buildings Constructed: 33

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokenThrone

    BrokenThrone

    Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Melon Cloud

    Melon Cloud

    Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mantic Network

    Mantic Network

    We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ruby

    Ruby

    Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Potions Brewed: 73
    Alien Abductions: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Dimension Hops: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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