Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Aetherius Craft

    Aetherius Craft

    Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ores Mined: 714
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Infected

    Minecraft Infected

    [1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

    Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Zeacraft

    Zeacraft

    Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 193 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Enchantments Applied: 167
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

    Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

    REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Anarchy Romania

    Anarchy Romania

    Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ThunderCraft

    ThunderCraft

    Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 215 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelmon-AU

    Pixelmon-AU

    Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5844 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Mines Excavated: 3630
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flawless SMP

    Flawless SMP

    Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 New Chunks Explored: 40757
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TownySaga

    TownySaga

    Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Commune Anarchy

    The Commune Anarchy

    A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Star Shards Collected: 71
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TwiCraftMC

    TwiCraftMC

    TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CosmosMC

    CosmosMC

    Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8420 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MyHEROES

    MyHEROES

    Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Shack

    The Shack

    Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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