Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SurvivalVerse

    SurvivalVerse

    Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AndromedaPVP – Network

    AndromedaPVP – Network

    Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Runes Activated: 0
    Villages Defended: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Datblock

    Datblock

    A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Chunky Monkey

    Chunky Monkey

    We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5977 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magic Items Found: 8042
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GamesLabs network

    GamesLabs network

    The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 935738 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Countries & Nations MC

    Countries & Nations MC

    CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc  Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Clovercraft

    Clovercraft

    Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CzechBox

    CzechBox

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Zero-Bit

    Zero-Bit

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 3495
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Avalon

    Avalon

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 114 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Metallic Box

    Metallic Box

    A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mondacraft

    Mondacraft

    Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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