Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Potions Brewed: 157 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 New Chunks Explored: 984023

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MitoloskaSLO

    MitoloskaSLO

    Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CrafterLife

    CrafterLife

    You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mines Excavated: 1930
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 476
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • World of Eldin

    World of Eldin

    Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

    FTB Revelation  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Creepers Lab

    Creepers Lab

    You like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? All this while surviving nights and discovering new worlds? Then join us today, you won’t regret it!We’re a Minecraft network and community that has been around since 2011, with no main world reset: we’re in this for the long term! We’re always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our active staff is here to help newcomers get started and to fix issues. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!We support both Java and Bedrock editions, the players from both platforms being able to play with each other! We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel right at home. Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep lag to a minimum.Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: – More than a hundred achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration… and explosions; – Challenges, with a new map every month; – Adventure areas with custom loot; – Minigames, like parkour and PvP; – And more!Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but we also have a starter world where you can start to play right now. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can play within minutes. We also have a Discord server, linked with the in-game chat, so people can stay in touch with other builders even outside the game itself! Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time is a community of players that enjoy to build, have fun, and occasionally fall in some lava by accident. Our servers (Survival, Creative, SFTModded and others) are a great place to come around, build and grow with a community of dedicated players!Some highlights of our servers are: – Active staff team which helps players by protecting their builds and by guiding them – mcMMO with custom rates – An active Economy with a staff ran shop and player shops – Custom items/blocks/machines, added with the help of the Slimefun plugin – An active EventHost team which is constantly hosting events (board game, spleef, parkour, wipeout, grassluck and many others) – Fun gadgets and toys (Custom weapons, A proprietary Crate system, minigames, vehicles) – A Discord server linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play MinecraftWe strive to provide an inclusive experience for all of our players, regardless of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation.Our servers: http://tinyurl.com/sftservers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChaosCraftMC

    ChaosCraftMC

    A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Magic Items Found: 6369
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Zondayland

    Zondayland

    Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 80
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Potions Brewed: 150

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GlowCraft

    GlowCraft

    Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Enchanted Reef

    Enchanted Reef

    Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 133 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3783
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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