Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	4972
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Enchantments Applied:	204
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	58	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5864

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!