Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	308395	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Emeralds Found:	7274	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9475
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crops Grown:	6851

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.