Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crops Grown:	5454	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	789
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8668	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	154
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	153	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	747

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!