Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	363783
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4820
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	2276
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	746252	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4580
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	3200	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6569

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7080	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	261	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!