Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Love Letters Sent: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Servers

  • dynamic host

    dynamic host

    Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraTrove

    TerraTrove

    TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tilted Tavern

    Tilted Tavern

    Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 489
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlurCraft

    BlurCraft

    Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 97874 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ArksMC

    ArksMC

    Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Ores Mined: 6799
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Auria Network

    Auria Network

    OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 73 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraMedia Network

    TerraMedia Network

    Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Emeralds Found: 1636
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 40

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • uncovery minecraft

    uncovery minecraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DragonsRealm-MC

    DragonsRealm-MC

    DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3107 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LastBox

    LastBox

    LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Animals Bred: 142 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mangrove MC

    Mangrove MC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ores Mined: 4641
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Clover SMP

    Clover SMP

    The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kingdom of Hibernia

    Kingdom of Hibernia

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Villages Defended: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wildwood

    Wildwood

    checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ores Mined: 2959 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VyrusMC

    VyrusMC

    VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Animals Bred: 60 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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