Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Realm of Aureus

    Realm of Aureus

    Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • OrionCraft

    OrionCraft

    OrionCraft is created for survival players who want to dip their toes into the exciting world of modded gameplay while preserving vanilla gameplay. You always have that one friend that doesn’t like to build or the other that doesn’t like to mine. With that in mind we created OrionCraft so that you don’t have to split up from your friends because there is something to do for everybody. With the Java and Bedrock compatibitlity we made that option even better. So grab your friends and decide if you wanna be on the PVP leaderboard or you wanna make your own custom painting with the Art plugin! Some of our features: – Crates – Playerwarps – Chest Shops – 1450+ Quests – Grief Prevention – Land Claiming – – McMMO – Events & Contests – Jobs – Keep Inventory (except End) – Dynamap and more! –

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1986 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Island Clash

    Island Clash

    Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7293 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AnselMC

    AnselMC

    AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BoppleMC

    BoppleMC

    A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ThunderTown

    ThunderTown

    Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineVillage

    MineVillage

    MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ores Mined: 9934 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Quantum Realm

    Quantum Realm

    Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • UnrealCraft Network

    UnrealCraft Network

    Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Animals Bred: 118 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Vexius Network

    Vexius Network

    Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Dimension Hops: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PetalCraft

    PetalCraft

    A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta

    Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HyCraft Network

    HyCraft Network

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9068 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HelloMiners

    HelloMiners

    HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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