Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ores Mined:	7879

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	5487
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

COME JOIN US. IP: ChaosHub.netMinecraft 1.20.2 Skyblock & SurvivalChaos Hub is the ultimate network for the gamemodes you love. We provide the best fully customized skyblock and survival gameplay around. Our community is second to none, and filled with friendly players.– Compatible Versions: 1.9-1.20.2 – Friendly & Dedicated Staff Team – Skyblock: Casino, Upgradable Islands, Player Mines, mcMMO – Survival: Coming soon – Epic Ranks at https://store.chaoshub.net/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Potions Brewed:	52
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.