Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5399	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ores Mined:	5208	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9614

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	110	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	6680	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	586	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3534	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ores Mined:	1847	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2430	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Villages Defended:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	300
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.