Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	6226	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Emeralds Found:	5574

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	580
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Reforged Network

Factions, FTB, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Reforged Network Vanilla & ModdedVanilla: > Survival Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Lifesteal Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Free For All (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Box PvP (1.9 > 1.20.1)Modded: > Arcane Classic (1.7.10) > FTAM Classic (1.7.10)Join our Discord Community! https://discord.gg/reforgedmc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Items Found:	2440
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!