Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Bavaria Craft

    Bavaria Craft

    We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Twisted Gaming Community

    Twisted Gaming Community

    Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • UGC-Gaming

    UGC-Gaming

    UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3869 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • One Piece Craft

    One Piece Craft

    One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 127

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LoreCraft

    LoreCraft

    Notice: Do not leave random blocks & floating trees Current Version: 1.20 ——————————————————————————-LoreCraft is a micromanaged community server presented by YukilaThese lands are created from love, honesty and friendship.Its foundation is “The Lorean Ways of Life” written to spread respect among its playerbase. The core gameplay of the server is its dynamic changes. Everything changes in the world from time to time due to the continuous development provided.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Potions Brewed: 95
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ClashPVP

    ClashPVP

    Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • OnyxMC

    OnyxMC

    Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Potions Brewed: 193
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.Plugins/Features: McMMO Lands PyroFishing PyroMining PyroFarmingHosted by KeatingAdder https://twitch.tv/keatingadder

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin**We release on the 28th of October! Join the Discord!**Minecraft Naruto 1.7.10 in it’s original state! For nostalgia and the infinite grind, we’ve got it for you!– Choose your own fate by deciding whether to join the Shinobi or Akatsuki – Also choose your village which brings it’s completely own storyline with it- Bosses from Easy to Hard – Get infinetly stronger since the Ninjutsu stat doesn’t have a limit and our bosses are happy to give out skillpoints! – Become the jinchuriki of a tailed beast in free2playTo join just download the Technic Launcher and search for “Naruto Origin”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 178 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MC Evolved

    MC Evolved

    MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

    Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • AS SMP

    AS SMP

    This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9904
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Prime Network

    Prime Network

    Welcome to Prime Network We are currently hosting Lobby,Survival (Whitelisted) and Skyblock Our network is based on new versions so you can only join with 1.19+ versionsGive us a chance and join today Server doesn’t require a PREMIUM ACCOUNT! If you need any help join our discord!DISCORD INVITE: http://discord.me/primenetwork

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ores Mined: 9011
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft aims to provide a positive experience defined by progression, community, competition, and player freedom. Players progress through a unique combination of leveling systems, unlocking bonuses and perks along the way. Players have consistent interaction with one another through events and handcrafted dungeons by our build team. Players compete for economic dominance and the power that this brings. All of these factors are ordered toward increasing player freedom, and the game is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of how many facets of the server they choose to participate in.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server.The only plugins added are intended to prevent griefing and create the best experience for the user.Our forum: https://enviro.enjin.com/PvP is enabled, however there is no strong emphasis on participating or not. You can get a players head if you kill them (its a small chance but looting helps greatly).Our goal is to host a survival server, for a small community to enjoy with others. Everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Emeralds Found: 9084
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MxRox NetWork

    MxRox NetWork

    Welcome to the Minecraft server GTA (Guns), where players can experience an exciting combination of PVP and PVE gameplay. This server offers a range of game modes, including Hunger Games, Factions, and Mini-Games. With the addition of guns, the gameplay takes on a whole new level of intensity.The GTA server offers a unique and exciting twist on the traditional PVP experience. Players can participate in raids against powerful bosses, compete in Envoy events, and loot in-game chests for valuable rewards. They can also buy houses and apartments to serve as their base of operations and conquer the GTA by fighting other gangs.One of the most popular game modes on the GTA server is Hunger Games. In this game mode, players compete against each other to be the last ones standing. With guns added to the mix, the competition is even more intense. Players must scavenge for weapons and resources, build alliances, and fight to survive.The Factions game mode offers both PVP and PVE gameplay, as players must work together to build up their faction while also defending it from enemy factions. The addition of guns adds a new layer of strategy to this game mode, as players must balance offense and defense.The Mini-Games mode offers a variety of different games for players to enjoy, all with guns as the central theme. Whether you want to participate in a gunfighting competition or a game of capture the flag, there’s something for everyone in this game mode.For those who prefer a more vanilla experience, the server also offers Vanilla One Block, where players start with just one block and must expand and survive on their own. And for those who want a more traditional survival experience, there’s Vanilla SMP, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and survive against the elements.The server also offers a bounty system, where players can claim bounties on other players and hunt down their targets. Auctions are held regularly, where players can bid on valuable items and weapons. And supply drops add an element of unpredictability to the game, as players must compete to grab valuable supplies before they disappear.With its unique blend of PVP and PVE gameplay, the GTA server offers an exciting and challenging experience for Minecraft players. The addition of guns adds a whole new layer of strategy and intensity to the game, making it an unforgettable experience for those who dare to enter the world of GTA.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7623 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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