Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The kismet

    The kismet

    Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Potions Brewed: 193
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Aspiria Mc

    Aspiria Mc

    11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352
    Towns Built: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blurkit Network

    Blurkit Network

    The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 293 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • isoVerse

    isoVerse

    isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + BedrockBegin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more! In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island! Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks! Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard! On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time! In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby! Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 144 Villages Defended: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • mg network

    mg network

    Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Potions Brewed: 31
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BoxxyNetwork

    BoxxyNetwork

    BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Vexstria

    Vexstria

    Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dotarch MC

    Dotarch MC

    Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • X-Craft Reimagine

    X-Craft Reimagine

    X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 1627

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Rising Dragon

    Rising Dragon

    Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7992 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Worldbox SMP

    Worldbox SMP

    Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DragonSoul

    DragonSoul

    A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bidoof Sanctuary

    Bidoof Sanctuary

    Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mines Excavated: 2375
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ASLANMC

    ASLANMC

    Brand new Minecraft EARTH SMP for Java & Bedrock players! Come play now! Latest minecraft version support, unique features and friendly community.– Both Java and Bedrock – Newest Minecraft Version – Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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