Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Kozers Universe

    Kozers Universe

    Join the Kozers Universe Java Minecraft server!! (also compatible with Bedrock) From Towny to Faction to the new Creative Plot world, WE HAVE EVERYTHING!! Weekly server events are also broadcasted on Twitch!! (bi-weekly End event along with the World Games) {Server is still very new and is having things added every day} >========================< – Towny Earth Map : Jump into the obsidian portal in the HUB!! – Creative Plot World : Go through the glowstone portal in the HUB!! – Weekly Events on Twitch and Kick – Active and Dedicated Community

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ecaz MC

    Ecaz MC

    Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DerCraft Network

    DerCraft Network

    DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 435
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • OceanBlock by CraftersLand

    OceanBlock  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Enchantments Applied: 268

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 261 Dragon Scales Harvested: 417
    Chimeras Created: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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