Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3156	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.