Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	895
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1928
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	96
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Towns Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Here at Ember MC, we aim to provide our players with the best gameplay & community. Currently we have a survival economy based server released where you are free to build, grind & fight your way to the top.– Crates – Ranks – Quests – Jobs – Pyro Fishing – Daily Rewards – Vote Rewards – Server Events – In-game cosmetics

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	6022
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.