Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Some

    Some

    Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Wild

    The Wild

    Almost-vanilla survival enhanced with Grief Prevention, Dynmap and one or two others beside, has PvP enabled and a community so fantastic that they have moved from one side of the world to the other, and has seen three weddings besides. A good, simple survival server, running since 2012, close to vanilla but with the addition of Grief Prevention to allow players to claim land to protect their houses from griefing. PvP is enabled, although PvP isn’t the focus of the server – there are plenty of players who play only to build, and do not partake in PvP, along with some who do play to PvP. The spawn area is PvP protected, and the Grief Prevention plugin means you’re safe if you build a safe house. New players are also immune to PvP for their first week although they can remove the protection early if they wish. We stay up to date with Minecraft releases, usually waiting a couple of weeks for testing & updates to plugins we use etc – we don’t rush upgrades and risk the works of our playerbase (although the world is backed up every few hours of course!)The world spawn reachable with /spawn has portals to several sub-spawns to help spread out and find empty land easily. Players can use a bed to set their home location to which they can teleport with the /home command at any time.The server has a forum and a Discord linked to in-game chat, where some of the more active community and mod team can be found when they’re not in-game. We have a close knit community, with a wide mix of ages and nationalities. Our staff team run seasonal events, and build competitions with the winner receiving excellent in-game prizesWe have a friendly and helpful staff team to help keep things running smoothly. We are not currently looking for more staff but when we do, long-standing help and respected members of the community are invited to step up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Animals Bred: 99 Gods Slained: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WinterCrest

    WinterCrest

    IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Survival Exam

    Survival Exam

    Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mines Excavated: 1399
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Element Animation

    Element Animation

    -= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 56 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Nobility

    Nobility

    Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Potions Brewed: 187 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TyphonCraft

    TyphonCraft

    Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • EnderNetwork

    EnderNetwork

    Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minions Network

    Minions Network

    Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Animals Bred: 31
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4161 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • I hate you

    I hate you

    semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3518
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Falling into the Void: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Alien Abductions: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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