Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Stealcadia

    Stealcadia

    Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BLITHE

    BLITHE

    We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Villages Defended: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 209 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Renascence

    Renascence

    Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8238 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FourLeaf

    FourLeaf

    Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mines Excavated: 3106
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GroundedMC

    GroundedMC

    GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Runes Activated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft Network

    Minecraft Network

    We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Vanilla Fun

    Vanilla Fun

    About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Book Of Ventura

    The Book Of Ventura

    Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Farms Harvested: 524 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AzCraft

    AzCraft

    Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel.  We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Emeralds Found: 1673
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MCPlayNetwork

    MCPlayNetwork

    Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Potions Brewed: 182
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HowlMC

    HowlMC

    HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Zombie Dances: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • JNJ Network

    JNJ Network

    Java IP: play.jnjnetwork.com Bedrock IP: play.jnjnetwork.com:19132Discord: discord.jnjnetwork.com Website: jnjnetwork.comJNJ Network features SMP, with custom-coded plugins that are unique and exclusive to our server. We also utilize custom models, and players can enjoy exciting features like custom mobs and high-quality dungeons inspired by the legendary Zelda series. Join us now to play!CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR STAFF <3

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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