Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Imperia MC

    Imperia MC

    Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7979
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Duck Realm

    Duck Realm

    We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftLands

    CraftLands

    [1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Envy Block Pixelmon

    Envy Block Pixelmon

    Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 240 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 476 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2953 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    **Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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