Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Buildings Constructed: 46 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 4334
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • No Named Orgs Server

    No Named Orgs Server

    We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Emeralds Found: 6280

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • cCraft

    cCraft

    cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Project City Build

    Project City Build

    Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • that cry

    that cry

    liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Towns Built: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DreamZone

    DreamZone

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3537
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • lemoncraft

    lemoncraft

    At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • vakmc

    vakmc

    Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4419 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • JustMinecraft

    JustMinecraft

    Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 545 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NeuroSMP

    NeuroSMP

    Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SFC.MC

    SFC.MC

    An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft Realms

    Minecraft Realms

    Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Overcraft Network

    Overcraft Network

    You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Imperia MC

    Imperia MC

    Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9946

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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