Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Towns Built: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sunrise Network

    Sunrise Network

    What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineFun

    MineFun

    Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magic Items Found: 1275
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SpiralGN

    SpiralGN

    Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crystal Cove SMP

    Crystal Cove SMP

    Location: North America, but we welcome players from all over. Version: Running 1.2, but clients running 1.18.2 and older are supported Platform: Java and bedrock players are supported! Server IP: crystalcove.mcserver.usWe are a new server with a fresh new world. We are primarily a vanilla server but we do have minimal QOL plugins as well as some fun plugins such as mob and player drop heads.We host various types of events such as – PVP Battles, Build Competitions, Hide & Seek, with many more to come!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Beast Smp

    Beast Smp

    A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Emeralds Found: 945
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Lotus Cove

    Lotus Cove

    Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • camellot

    camellot

    Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 133 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Animals Bred: 140 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LU7 Creative

    LU7 Creative

    Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ValhallaMC

    ValhallaMC

    SMP Server with nice pluginsThe economy is community driven, with a variety of ways to earn money. You can kill powerful mobs, set up shops or getting loot crates while farmingTo enhance the gameplay, we offer special abilities with AureliumSkills and there are over 200+ custom enchantments available.Players are also able to rank up, in game, using the economy to gain access to new commands and perks.– NO P2W Stuff – Vanilla Overhaul & 900+ Advancements – Custom World generation for the Overworld, Nether and the End – Create your own Kingdom with Towny – Be the most powerful Player at the Server 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Nest SMP

    The Nest SMP

    Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Franks PokePark

    Franks PokePark

    Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Lotus Network

    Lotus Network

    Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3412 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ApexPvP

    ApexPvP

    ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PumpkinSMP

    PumpkinSMP

    The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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