Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Enchantments Applied: 132 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Holy Grails Found: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CastawayMC

    CastawayMC

    CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Star Wars Conquest

    Star Wars Conquest

    Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Potions Brewed: 185 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Chatty Player NW

    Chatty Player NW

    Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • JustVanillaMC

    JustVanillaMC

    Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Shotbow

    Shotbow

    Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Farms Harvested: 930
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineWonders

    MineWonders

    Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 274 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Alone Mc

    Alone Mc

    Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Goons

    The Goons

    A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 838825 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Gaudium Middle School

    Gaudium Middle School

    Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CoolKidzTable

    CoolKidzTable

    Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Gemora

    Gemora

    A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ReignSMP

    ReignSMP

    Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Emeralds Found: 1626
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DoomieMcDoomMC

    DoomieMcDoomMC

    Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Magic Items Found: 8565

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GCraft

    GCraft

    GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 671 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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