Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crops Grown:	3939
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	8861	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	945	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

• Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	2243
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Potions Brewed:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Star Shards Collected:	203	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5318	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.