Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	948	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	150

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	258432	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.