Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dimension Hops:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

A small but friendly and growing community! Grief Prevention (/Help Tutorials) Set Claim Flags (/Help) Earned Ranks (/Help Ranks & /Rankup) Playtime Rewards An in-game Perk Shop to unlock useful perks such as more health! Economy Player Shops Quests McMMO Friendly Community PvE Custom Items (/ItemMenu, /IM). E.g. Craft Speed III potions! We CARE about YOUR feedback! Don’t like something? Let us know on our Discord server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	294
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	3950	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4903	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crops Grown:	3352	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3110	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Buildings Constructed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	2410	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!