Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Rainbows Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Star Shards Collected: 217
    Crops Grown: 9082 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Falling into the Void: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Crops Grown: 8052 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Esoteric Survival

    Esoteric Survival

    – Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6256 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 306 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Valegate

    Valegate

    NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7694 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Humblex

    Humblex

    Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • One Peace

    One Peace

    What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Hojki

    Hojki

    Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Emeralds Found: 3295
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BoxVentures

    BoxVentures

    BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cataclysm Of Clans

    Cataclysm Of Clans

    Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Enchantments Applied: 249
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SurviveTheNight

    SurviveTheNight

    Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Crops Grown: 3037
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Rinna Craft

    Rinna Craft

    Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • EnderCraft

    EnderCraft

    Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 581840 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Chicken SMP

    Chicken SMP

    The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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