Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Enchantments Applied:	299	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	100
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crops Grown:	2352	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AlmightyMC

Survival

We’re a custom built survival server, with unique features, quality staff and plugins, and the best community you could wish for! AlmightyMC is a CUSTOM SURVIVAL WITH BOTH LAND CLAIMING AND LAND RAIDING! Minecraft Server and SMP that allows Bedrock & Java | Extremely Active Community for a Minecraft Hardcore SMP Server Griefing, Stealing, and Killing are all allowed and the goal of the server is to Earn Money and grind the /leaderboards to Become #1 on the Hardcore Minecraft SMPs Servers.This Minecraft Server and SMP has Hardcore, Survival, Anarchy, Vanilla, One Life, Factions, OneTrySMP, Lifestealsmp and many more Hardcore SMP Related Minecraft Servers. The AlmightyMC Hardcore Server community likes to play the gamemodes that we include like Hardcore Survival and Anarchy gamemodes.Other Names for the server might include Almighty MC, AlmightySMP, Hardcore SMP, Almighty SMP Hardcore, AlmightySMP Hardcore, Hardcore Server, Smaklul Server. You might be attempting to find this server if you are looking for Minecraft Hardcore Servers. It’s a Java and Bedrock Hardcore Server / SMP that anyone can join. The IP Is mc.almighty.proJAVA IP: mc.almighty.pro BEDROCK IP: mc.almighty.pro (Port: 19132)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchantments Applied:	74
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	7154	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Potions Brewed:	184

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!