Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

fate x network

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	819
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Animals Bred:	172	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	6641	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	903	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6455
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Join PokeSMP for an exciting blend of Minecraft and Pokémon. Capture and battle Cobblemon in this unique server, offering a dynamic fusion of two iconic gaming worlds. Engage in strategic gameplay and explore the captivating synergy on PokeSMP, where Minecraft and Pokémon enthusiasts come together for an immersive and enjoyable experience.Server Wiki: https://wiki.pokesmp.netNote: The server is a modded server that requires Cobblemon and Forge installed in order to play. Players can easily install and play through our Modpacks @ CurseForge & Modrinth

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	124
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	705	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Emeralds Found:	7188	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Zombie Dances:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9757	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!