Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NivalisMC

    NivalisMC

    NivalisMC is a brand new server focused on providing a dedicated Creative experience! We feature – Free World Edit Daily – Customizable Big Plots – Exciting custom cosmetics – Fun minigames – A fun and wholesome environment Come join us and have fun!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MelonSMP

    MelonSMP

    The MelonSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.

    MelonSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.

    Servers are on 1.19.2+

    – org.melonsmp.net

    Bedrock: IP: org.melonsmp.net Port: 19132

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Zedpixel-Network

    Zedpixel-Network

    Zedpixel Network is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join hub.zedpixelnetwork.mk now! Zedpixel Network (Play Level-up Flex)

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GlowCraftOpPrison

    GlowCraftOpPrison

    GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

    At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

    A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Rosefall

    Rosefall

    Welcome to Rosefall

    We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you. Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies. Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot! Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world. User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start! Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks. Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft Classic Survival

    Minecraft Classic Survival

    Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • EcoMC

    EcoMC

    EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

    It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

    You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4142 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BVR Pixelmon

    BVR Pixelmon

    Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

    Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 2b2t Japan

    2b2t Japan

    *There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2~1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

    IP: 2b2t.jp

    Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

    Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

    donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 New Chunks Explored: 126169

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MCisle

    MCisle

    Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

    Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

    Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

    Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

    Join us at play.MCisle.com

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Worst Server Ever

    Worst Server Ever

    This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Animals Bred: 143
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • KivCraft

    KivCraft

    〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Legends Mc

    Legends Mc

    This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixelWorld Network

    PixelWorld Network

    At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

    **You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Rustic SMP

    Rustic SMP

    RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

    Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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