Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1843
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Saltwater Scourge

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCrack World

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

Mine Crack is a Community Server that Features Survival & Creative. We are a community server, meaning that we take our members’ feedback to help improve the Server.

Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bridge Practice

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Practice The Bridge using various different techniques – Wing Practice, Prebow Practice, Bypass Practice, and Bot 1v1 Practice, where you can duel an AI in The Bridge! The server is custom coded to help improve your bridge skills from a rookie to a godlike. Have questions, need support, or think of a suggestion? Join our Discord by typing /discord once you get into the game.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VectorCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Vectorcraft is here for you!! What’s in Vectorcraft season 5? 1. Survival Unik 3. Custom Item 4. Boss Dungeon?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.