Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Potions Brewed:	105

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.16 Survival server that uses Optifine & a unique Resource Pack to give players decorative items, such as furniture, weapons, costumes, and more! We focus on Aesthetic builds & building a helpful and friendly community where players can relax and build. To find out more about us, Visit us on PlanetMinecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3496	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same exact BORING experience on every single Minecraft server you join? So were we. That’s why TTVSMP was created. We’re a survival server with MiniGames, streamers, twitch drops, alcohol brewing, economy, shops, full-scale mob dungeons, Elite Mobs, arenas, active staff, grief protection, and over 100+ plugins to make sure everyone has FUN on our server – no exceptions. All of this sound good? Join us. We are NEVER pay-to-win and never will be. TTVSMP was created in the image of what we believe to be the “old school” Minecraft experience. We are mainly a survival server, but with an astounding amount of plugins, addons, & so many things to do. We can’t describe everything we have here because we are limited, so check out our Discord!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.