Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	74618	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GG-Survival.net

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Economy Survival: Welcome to GG-Survival.net, where the thrill of survival meets the excitement of a bustling economy! Dive into our Economy Survival world where you can craft, build, and thrive in a dynamic player-driven economy. Engage in trade, set up your own shops, and amass wealth as you explore the vast landscapes filled with endless opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your Minecraft journey, our Economy Survival server offers a rich and immersive experience for all. Join us and carve your path to success in a world where your skills and entrepreneurship reign supreme.

Anarchy: Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of survival in the untamed lands of GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Here, chaos reigns supreme as players navigate a lawless landscape where anything goes. No rules, no boundaries, just pure, unadulterated freedom to play the game as you see fit. Whether you’re forming alliances, waging epic battles, or simply exploring the vast, uncharted territories, our Anarchy server offers an adrenaline-fueled experience like no other. Will you rise to power or fall to the depths of chaos? The choice is yours in GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Join us if you dare to embrace the wild side of Minecraft.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyBlueMC

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Server based on Survival and PvP Modes, server events are always notified through the Server discord.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WishSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to WishSMP . our main goal on this server is to help others share there skills wether its from basic skills to expert skills we are WISH Team and we like to share and helpout . WishSMP is a server that is also dedicated to achieving minecrarfts first ever zen garden server meaning that it is ment for people to come , play and relax . our dedicated discord server has a dedicated chat channel and voice chats that are ment to release stress so come on join WISH SMP and our discord server to have fun and relax .Also stay tuned for updates on our secret game modes

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SaintMC

Skyblock

Embark on an awesome adventure by playing the #1 Community-Based Minecraft Network. SaintMC , so you’ll experience a brand-new community-based server like no other. We also offer Bedrock Support, which you can use with 25597.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

tabularia

Anarchy, Roleplay, Vanilla

Tapularia stands as an experimental Minecraft server, a realm crafted not merely for play but as a canvas for probing the depths of human reactions, behaviors, and sentiments. It serves as a social laboratory, meticulously designed to scrutinize responses towards diverse facets: content proliferation, social dynamics, friendship cultivation, patterns of griefing, economic principles, and ownership paradigms. Embedded within its virtual terrain lies a nuanced critique of contemporary capitalism, ingeniously woven into the fabric of a Minecraft universe.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3090	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Shadowgem

Pixelmon

Hello and Welcome to Pixelmon Shadowgem! A small community looking to welcome new members into it’s ranks. We offer free prebuilt homes incase you don’t feel like building. A slide to catch almost any Pokemon and a chance for most legendary pokemon to show up at spawn! Join and give us a try! Discord: IP:45.144.225.101:25565

-/shop -Pokemon Plushies -Dex Rewards -Pixelmon Skills -/HUNT -/Bingo -Crates -Shadow Pokemon

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	24
Zombie Dances:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AxolotlMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ACTIVE SKYBLOCK! WE WILL BE WITH YOU SOON WITH MORE. THE BEST PLUGINS, THE BEST MAPLER, THE MOST EQUIPPED MANAGEMENT TEAM.

AXOLOTL MC

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SolosSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

SolosSMP – A Vanilla SMP Minecraft Server

– Quality Life Tweaks – Special Abilities and Commands –

Allowed: Griefing, Raiding & PvP. Prohibited: Hacking & Cheating!

IP: SoloSMP.net Port: 25565 Java & Bedrock: 1.20.2+

DISCLAIMER: SolosSMP is an independent Minecraft Server, not endorsed or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Modded Dimension

Creative, FTB, Survival Games

Explore a unique Minecraft experience with the ATM9 modpack, designed to rekindle the joy of exploration and teamwork. ATM9 is not just a game; it’s an adventure, enhancing Minecraft’s core with sophisticated mods for unforgettable journeys.

ATM9 unleashes creativity, with mods that expand the world’s magic, fostering unparalleled collaboration and innovation.

Our community thrives on nostalgia, offering a peaceful retreat where fun, relaxation, and memories of carefree days come to life. We prioritize a smooth, lag-free experience, ensuring your adventures are seamless and enjoyable.

ATM9 is more than a modpack; it’s a haven from the stress the real world blending nostalgia with modern conveniences.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Centrel Games

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

The Centrel Games Minecraft Server is the home of MassivePvP, the gamemode which is around 10 years old, so, we decided to add it back, with a twist and new features.

The MassivePvP gamemode dates back to 2012, where players can get their gear, enchant, and fight in a big open outdoor arena! We have custom items, rewards and features to make this an amazing experience for all players!

We are a network of a bunch of cool games, so make sure to join our discord server to stay up to date!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Winterscape

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

BRAND NEW SERVER! Come join a growing community to play minecraft at it’s best. 1.19 loaded chunks, mostly vanilla gameplay. Custom textures will be coming in the future! The end will be opening soon, so come join and prepare to battle the fearsome ender dragon with your fellow server members!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Horizon smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is a minecraft server on 1.20+ that you’ll be able to play on both java and bedrock edition on java edition the ip is play.horizonsmp.org and on bedrock the server adress is 45.85.88.66 and port 4009 The server is an economy and lifesteal server where you gain money and become the richest and gain hearts by killing people. The server also is about pvp since you have to gain hearts to survive you can also claim kits in the server Discord : https://discord.gg/zYas6TZhTu

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Chlebocraft

Survival

The nas The old minecraft server Chlebocraft has reopened. We focus on stable survival without unnecessary plugins.

So that you don’t get bored, you can also find events with various prizes, special events and much more.

The server is constantly evolving and we are looking for new ways to make the game more enjoyable for players. However, we pay attention to stability and quality, which we draw from player feedback, so that everything is to their satisfaction.

A great and nice community with a helpful admin team guaranteed.

Join us and enjoy the game, we look forward to seeing you! Don’t forget to join our discord so you don’t miss news and important announcements: https://discord.gg/MKf7FMapYj

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

pine. MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

The official server of pine. Systems!

This server has:

Bedwars KitPvP Prison Skyblock Survival Events TnTRun and even… Bedrock Support!

Server Version is: 1.8-1.20

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Alpinita

Towny

Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!