Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Farms Harvested: 361
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TrixVanilla

    TrixVanilla

    Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Skyblock Survival

    Skyblock Survival

    The home of Skyblock! ———————————————— Skyblock Survival, IP: skyblock.net ———————————————— ⥋ Playable on 1.8 – 1.14.4! ⥊ Made by the creator of Skyblock! ⥋ Over 3,000,000 unique players joined since May 23rd, 2012. ⥊ 24/7 with daily offsite backups. 99.9% uptime. ⥋ Create your very own island and invite friends! w/ Friends Menu! ⥊ Custom and unique Skyblock plugin that doesn’t exist elsewhere! ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure no latency. ⥊ Variant Island Types, Large Island Spaces, Complete Challenges. ⥋ Levels, Mob Arena, Crates, Create Shops, Custom Island settings. ⥊ New & Improved SB Survival server released February 4th, 2018. ⥋ New Economy server & Hub released December 15th, 2018.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DanverCraft

    DanverCraft

    Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

    Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Frantic Me

    Frantic Me

    Welcome to Frantic Me!

    Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

    Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

    This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

    Server Registration and Rankings

    Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

    Be sure to visit our website for more information!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mythic Miner RPG

    Mythic Miner RPG

    Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

    Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 255 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Fortune Craft

    Fortune Craft

    Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

    Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

    To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

    The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

    We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

    Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

    Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CTEC World

    CTEC World

    No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 5354

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SkyGames

    SkyGames

    SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

    Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6862 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • survival.lilbloop.net

    survival.lilbloop.net

    DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

    Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

    Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

    Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

    Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NeoEDM

    NeoEDM

    We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

    We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

    We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft Endless

    Minecraft Endless

    Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1443 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 102

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SeniorMc

    SeniorMc

    Crossplay Survival! 24/7 Cracked & Free! Join the fun, build, explore! No whitelist, just play! Friendly community awaits! and get starter items & rewards! Discord: https://discord.gg/seniormc Java IP: play.seniormc.fun Bedrock IP: play.seniormc.fun | 19132 We have awesome features like: Grief prevention & anti-cheat Creative plots & minigames Regular events & giveaways Economy & player shops Come join the adventure!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 New Chunks Explored: 137382

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Block Piece

    Block Piece

    Join the Grand Voyage in Block Piece: The Ultimate One Piece Minecraft Server!

    Ahoy, brave adventurers! Are you ready to set sail on a journey through the vast oceans of the Minecraft world? Embark on an epic quest to discover the secrets of the Grand Line, where legends, treasures, and battles await in Block Piece!

    Battle and Conquer: Challenge fearsome pirates, Marines, and deadly creatures in thrilling combat! Hone your skills and become the strongest crew on the server. Only the bravest will prevail in this world of danger and excitement!

    Build Your Empire: Found your very own pirate base or a magnificent Marine fortress. Construct impressive structures, create farms, and establish your territory to claim dominance in the vast Minecraft world.

    Form Alliances: Forge unbreakable alliances with other pirate crews or the valiant Marines. Team up to take down legendary bosses, conquer territories, and ensure your supremacy reigns supreme!

    Compete for Glory: Participate in exciting server-wide events and competitions to earn fantastic rewards, recognition, and the admiration of fellow players.

    Are you prepared to forge your legacy in the world of Block Piece? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GokuBoxPVP Reborn

    GokuBoxPVP Reborn

    GokuBoxPVP Is A Greek/English Box PVP Server, Box PVP Means That You Grind Your Way To The Top By Opening Crates, Mining And Selling Ores And By Killing And Gathering Tokens To Upgrade Your Armor, All That Whilst Also Fighting For Your Life, Finnaly For A Little Help To New Players, Killing Players Without Armor Is NOT Allowed.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BeeWildMC

    BeeWildMC

    1.20.1 Java SMP Survival server with Quests (one time, and daily), Jobs, MCMMO, Custom Ranks available in game, PvE, large resource world, claims, grief prevention, and more.

    Oneblock access is now available to everyone in game!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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