Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blossom Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Horizons Reborned

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Forgotten Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ranked BedWars

Bedwars

Ranked BedWars server, intended for all players, no premium needed, competition road in all modes, prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, COME AND HAVE FUN WITH US

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NovaKay

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

NovaKay is a minecraft server for thekaymasters community and anyone else who wants to play! We currently have a smp server for subscribers of thekaymaster on twitch and a skyblock server open to everyone. Come join! We have prizes for #1 skyblock island

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5006
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheBoysRP

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Galia Friends

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

I hope you have fun within this great server 24/7 in version 1.20.1, have fun looking for an adventure in the mine, build incredible structures or cities or develop your engineering from another planet with redstone, if that doesn’t please you, explore the nether, or other planets like such, or just relax with friends doing things, enjoy the server. Echo for the community

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

Survival, Vanilla

A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkylexMC

Survival Games, Vanilla

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sneazy Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pure Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CoffeeWCream

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a friendly community of Coffee enjoyers <3 if you like Coffee or friendly people then come join us at coffeewcream.com

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	753

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Rexagon Kingdoms

Skyblock

Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Farms Harvested:	541	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.