Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Potions Brewed: 20
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PotensGamingMC

    PotensGamingMC

    Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

    We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

    We have a Walls 2 world.

    We have custom plugins.

    We run 25+ plugins.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TestingTea

    TestingTea

    Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

    Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hunger Games DeadCraft

    Hunger Games DeadCraft

    The Hunger Games

    Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

    Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Vanilla Kaiser Craft

    Vanilla Kaiser Craft

    Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

    Yes we are looking for staff

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Jail DeadCraft

    Jail DeadCraft

    A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

    You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

    Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Skyblock Islands

    Skyblock Islands

    The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

    SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

    – Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LegacyPVP

    LegacyPVP

    Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dan Power

    Dan Power

    DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

    IP: play.danpower.info

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MCBuffalo

    MCBuffalo

    Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • w00tCRAFT

    w00tCRAFT

    w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ZoneCraft Network

    ZoneCraft Network

    We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

    We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

    – Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

    Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

    So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7494 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minewar

    Minewar

    [1.20.4] Minewar is an amazing Freebuild & Survivial Minecraft Server! While being new we try to provide you the best experience in designing the ultimate servers for our players, you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • FREEBUILD• ECONOMY• CUSTOM ITEMS & ENCHANTMENTS and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Empire Legacy

    Empire Legacy

    Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

    Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

    Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

    Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

    Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Avea

    Avea

    Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

    Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dimension Hops: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 6474

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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