Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4861

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	322	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.